A Few Days Down Under
Dedicated to Glenn and Nikki for being FANTASTIC hosts
Arrived Melbourne Wednesday
Drank Wednesday
Woke up Thursday flew to Sydney
Drank Thursday
Flew back to Melbourne Thursday night
Woke up Friday
Drank all Friday
Woke up Saturday
Went Househunting with Glenn and Nikki
Drank Saturday night
Woke up Sunday
Spent a hour in a market
Left for the UK Sunday afternoon
during this trip i never once saw Fosters on draft and I actually quite like VB
Here are some photos to remind me of my mission
Damm,,,, I had to sit next to this ugly cow for 22 hours
My, he's sooooo strong..... (by the way, thats Glenn)
One of my worst ever hangovers. After travelling across the world i decide that I wanna go on more planes
Me and Sydney (He's a lovely bloke)
Opera anyone
Sydney buildings and a speed boat init
More opera funny buildings.
mmmmmm hangover is wearing off now.... thinking of beer
Nice Bridge mate
Well I thought it was wearing off. Still look like crap
A little walk and a few beers later
Think that top up and hit me now cos I forget were I was for a few minutes
This place in Sydney is called "THE ROCKS". It's cool cost there are lots of pubs
Me init
Why did I decide to go up this Bridge
Oh yeah, thats why...... cool views
Best building pic of my trip
Cool looking place..... Must go up that big tower thingy
mmmmmmm maybe not, looks a bit high
a few more lagers later and I'm on a bloody boat trip !!!!!
laaaaa laaaa laaaaa
more singing......
bloody hell !!!!! it is f**king windy
Some warships or something
Tiny beach. The posts and nets are to keep the sharks out.
SOOOOOO WINDY!!!
This wind is sobering me up !!!!
Some woman is telling me all about what we are looking at but I cant take anything in...
Sorry love!!!! What was this thing for again. Must have been something for me to take a pic
Bridge
Bridge
Half a Bridge is better than none
Yawn........
I like the old against new buidling...... looks really cool..... (mmmm that sounded a tad gay)
That f**king Bridge again.... That sounded manly didnt it :)
Did you know that those towers dont hold up the bridge or nuffin..... Yeah, like thats interesting... Mind is on beer
At this point she pointed as if I should take a pic so I did.....
Mmmmmm "The Rocks" are calling.... Boat trip coming to an end.....
I can smell the VB
Home sweet home
A good few hours later and this thing tries to eat me while I'm sobering up in Hyde Park. Look at all those fag butts.
Shhhhhh war thingy. Saw 4 sharks and 3 crocs in this pond
Trying to hide for bird with the big nose. No not Cat Deeley!
Ahhhhhhh what a beautiful street name
Have another.... its so good...... (Last pic of Sydney)
There you go Ian.... Just to prove I made it. By the way this is just around the corner from Glenn and Nikki's gaff
Lovely view from Albert Park (They do the Aussy GP there for those who dont know)
Melbourne Com games 2006 swimming pool
Brummm brummmm..... Melbourne GP 2006 is calling my name.....
This casino is mmmaaaasssiivvee. Had to have a few bets. Lost lost lost.... Not too much not too little....
Another great view of Melbourne from Albert Park. I will go up this tower today. Time to get a tram. I'm getting thirsty.
Nice little yuppy walk for tie wearing gits like glenn :)
I made it.... (after a few beers) Albert Park from the top of the Rialto towers
Albert park again
I dont feel safe up here !!!!
Some stadium and the tennis complex (can never remember the stadiums....)
Same but closer
same but further again........!!!!!
Same but closer again !!!! told you a stopped off from a few beers
The Telstra Dome init......
The race course
That dome again.
The bay...... (looks like rain.....) Better take cover in a pub soon.....
Going down
Made it......
Many hours later Glenn picks me up in this bar.... Sandra was cool. (if that was her name.... i think it started with an S)
Anything that starts with ANAL is funny to me.....
An old tower in a new class tower
Snap
I am soooooo pissed by now. (This makes me look sober.)
Have a shave hippy !!!!!! And as for you glenn..... (sorry nikki)
Get ready for crap drunk photos... its a church or something
blurred station. Its weird cos thats exactly as i remember it !!!!
Glenn is a f**king ghost
Beautiful init
I took this one and I think its really cool....... It's now my wallpaper.....
I took this one and I think its shite!
but not as shite as this one.....
station
see those 2 muppets across the street
ooooooh that has gotta hurt !!!!!!
Nikki has the camera
That made her jump!!!!
Chloe aged 19..... Now way is she 19!!!!
This is in the Young & Jacksons hotel
some big screen venue place. Myself and nikki nearing get arrested for climbing walls.....
Yep.... Thats exactly in focus :)
I love this beer goggle camera
ahhhhhhhhhh
Funny letter boxes and glenn shagging a wall...
Junk outside the house.
aaaagggghhhhhhh that shit me up !!!!! it's a Possum by the way....
I cant believe this things has jumps around all night !!!!! I thought that was my job :)
Great looking music venue.
Another photo for Ian
Last day before flying home...... beautiful, hot and sunny
Monging out.... Don't like the flys though.....
Shhhhhh dont wake them up
It's ok, its not real........ The spider in his mouth it though !!!!
Albert Park pits
Pit Lane
View of the city from a little tower in Albert Park
more park pictures
The perfect number plate init........!!!!!!
Well,,,,, a bit of paint shop pro does the job......
Thats all folks................
Most people say that 4 days isnt enough......
I say that it's better than none.........